Adventure!

When axe fighting, bring your bunny.

A knife stick!

Picture window.

How daddy taught Eli to make friends.

Snowball Fight!

Flying Elis.

Pruning with pliers.

Profile of a snwoball fight.

Trying to bag a duck with hurled bread.

That bug is in for a bad time.

Rock Harmonica!

Kaiya is not impressed with the design

Real pumpkin carving.

A hippie playing disc golf

Finding the right tree

Testing stability

SANTA!

Bluer is better.

Bubble Bath!

I would complain, but I can't even lift my head.

(Medevac helicopter)

Bike Time!

MONSTER Towel!

Crystal helping Eli out.

Upper cut - kidney punch

Ta da!

Posing.

Some day...

This is just blackmail.

For Glory!

"L" is for Lion.

 

Daddy, I followed you up!

Front 0 in the layout position.

Uncle Dustin finally picking on someone his own size

Eli cannot remember being so dissapointed.

A sibling!

 

Enjoying a lazy Sunday.

Happy Mother's Day!

Ready to travel like a Boss

She's mostly being held.

Grass in a gopher hole = win!

Joy Ridin'

Time to earn his keep.

Snow in Atascadero!

Babies are hilarious!

Eli learns to throw axe handles (knives come later)

Eli showing grandma what a lion says ("roar").

Eli learning on his training horse.

Why do I have to take a bath tonight?

The only thing wrong here is no boot knife.

What can possibly go wrong?

Eli getting into the spirit of the new barn

Doin's the Cookie Monster Strut

An Profile

Just plain excited about the spoon.

Thank YOU Santa!

Gimme Present!

Yeah, I could blow that other kid's car up.

Doing the Ace-moose.

Just TRY to wipe this smile off my face.

Deviltito rehearsing his lines

Halloween 2010

I wonder if other kids get shoes...

This playground rules!

Trying to get Eli to grow.

What a grate smile.

Eli trying to wear out the spiral slide.

We could fit at least one more baby in that basket.

Paint your wagon, and come along.

Do a loop-de-loop dad!

Trying to pop a wheelie.

Eli fighting dirty hippies up in Oregon.

Dinner getting shared with everyone and everything.

Judo Chop!

Oooo, do I get to go in that pool?

Pool time, yay!

The ratonis vulgaris is oft ridden backsaddle.

Dad gets busted going for a cleavage shot.

Everybody do the Mess Around!

Watch me put my foot in this rat!

Super speed.

We only eat thuggish ruggish cookies.

Safety first on the 4th!

Good on ya, bloody shielas!

Maturity showing on the Birthday

So pretty and blue!

Polo time!

Eli showing dad how it's done.

Ain't nothing wrong with bathtime.

Like a boss.

Good view of tooths.

Turtle soup.

Tenderized turtle soup.

Somebody splashed me in the face!

Pool party!

It's time to ring the bells again, quasi'.

Godzirra!

El Capitan Gpa berating a young soldier.

Sir! This is my war face, sir!

I can make this blanket dissappear without using my hands!

That tumble dry is a little disorienting.

Walk called on account of rain.

THIS is how I roll.

First trip to the beach.

Grape-Ape!

Eli learning to share....his fingers.

Rosy Cheeks? Check.

So happy, together!

Taking her away just ruined Christmas.

A nice right hook to Grandpa Allina.

Real men don't drive those lame segways..

Maybe I had one too many eggnogs, officer.

A couple of monkeys chillin'

Clark, this present is leaking.

I'm gonna pretend he's a white-belt, rather than admit his mom put a foofy bow on him.

I can see my house from here!

I saw this outfit in Gee Cute Magazine.

This sweatshirt is in good....."taste."

Obviously daddy does not know how to work the "zoom" function.

I think that lip is out farther than his nose!

Practicing for a career in plumbing.

Samara: "<cute pose>"

Eli: "Fingers taste good!"

Don't tell our parents.

Just look left to see what I've been up to.

Pumpkin Pie Recipie:

1. Pull pin

2. Run

Some kids are pumpkins, ours is explosive ordnance.

Um....I think I just chocolate coated some of the candy...

Eli!........ Duck!

For my next impression: an Oompa Loompa!

You should see my good side.

Smiling with this much fat takes effort.

I am displeased with this hat.

The poor poor guy already starts to resemble his dad.

Bad to the bone.

Eli Lyin' around.

One thousand......ONE....

Eli learning how to pwn n00bs.

Summertime, and the living is easy.

Somewhere inbetween all those cheeks is a smile.

Eli holding the rare "ReRe" flower

Smiling at dad - that'll change when his vision improves

A partial eclipse of the brain

Just a nice close-up

My beer is not going to fetch itself, mom.

That smile is cute enough to be 'ornamental.'

Dad doing his share of the work

Literally generations of confusion here

Is that what you call parenting? Really?

I didn't know sucking your thumb was so dangerous to your eye.

Pretending to be happy while auntie Amy is here.

Actual, verbatim opinion of auntie Amy.

The nucyula....nucleea.....radioactive family.

30 minutes after the "appointment time."

Eli trying to add a little weight to the scale.

And yet the Doc refused to web his feet...

Two shots per thigh, one gun per arm.

Though you can't see them here due to defensive, adapted coloring, bandaids cover 2 stabing wounds.

Crystal's hand is the one holding the bottle.

Squinty chubbo

These stretchy clothes are all that seem to fit anymore

The ever popular Up-The-Nose Cam.

What's he trying to look for?

Sorry ladies - there's only one of me.

Warning: contains impressively large nudity (and a cool duck)

Kung-fu grip

The Burrito......of DEATH!!

He thought dad wouldn't humiliate him until High School.

If I smile, will you stop pinching me?

sounds hollow...

In da crib

All Star (reco'nize)

hmm..

Power to the People

Yeesh, Grandma!

Grandma's revenge.